Most Likely To Become A Goat Farmer

Those who won't throw away a 5 gallon bucket.

Southern Girls...

1)  ...accessorize to match their favorite sports team or vehicle.

2)  ...plan a menu around grits.

3)  ...think "grass" is something you cut with a lawn mower and "weed" is something you pull out of the garden.

4)  ...take in mules as pets.

5)  ...think that a Goo Goo Bar and a Moon Pie are like wine and roses.

6)  ...dislodge Christmas decorations from tree limbs with shotguns.

7)  ...count Tractor Supply and Home Depot as their favorite places to shop.

8)  ...know that times, they are a-changin'.

9)  ...think the sound of a Whip-O-Will on a warm Summer evening is like the music in the night.

10)  ...count their blessings.

You Might Be A Hippie Chick If...

1) you bring your own re-usable bag to the grocery store.

2) you do hugs not drugs.

3) you know that a GMO is not a classic muscle car.

4) your new pair of hand knit gloves start with a llama and a pair of scissors.

5) you brake for yard sales and thrift stores.

6) your vehicle qualifies for an antique tag, even though you don't just drive it to parades.

7) you have to hold on to your sleeves to keep them out of the salad bar.

8) you recycle plastic, not drink out of it.

9) you think local food is the only food there is.

10) you think there is only Love.

How Is A Mule Like A Man?

1.)  Mules think about themselves a lot.

2.) Mules can be coaxed into confinement with good food.

3.) Mules will act like mules because they are mules.

4.)  Mules like a lot of affection.

5.)  Mules cannot be coerced into doing what they don't want to do but can be petted into anything.

6.)  Mules like to be the boss of other mules.

7.)  Mules like to get attention by honking loudly.

8.)  Mules like to stand in the shade but will work if trained to do so.

9.)  Mules like to wallow around in the dirt.

10.)  Mules are tough can carry heavy loads.

11.)  If you beat your mule he will not like you.

12.)  If you treat your mule with kindness and understanding, a good mule can be your best friend.  :)