How To Make Cold Process Soap

When ever I don the bonnet and hover over the washpot (in public), inevitably these questions will rise:

Do you make soap? Yes

Next question:

How?

Here you go...

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Next question:

Will you do my laundry? Sure

How much? $100 per hour

Last question:

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